One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats.

Iris Murdoch (via evatalmadge)

So says Stella.

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awesomepeoplereading:

Gilda Radner reads.

awesomepeoplereading:

Gilda Radner reads.

Question: When is it appropriate to joke that you’ve arrived to “take over” a place of business and that the receptionist can be a hostage?

Answer: NEVER. 

I am so ready for a career change.

On a related note, part of my annual evaluation included feedback/comments from coworkers.  Someone commented that I seem to become emotional quickly during stressful situations.  I’m starting to feel self-conscious about that, but also pissed, because I can’t help how I react to upsetting situations.  I’m not trained nor prepared to deal with crises. Yes, I am easily troubled, but I work in an environment with a lot of unstable clients and depressing/disturbing situations, and I happen to have a very tender heart.  I’ll happily get myself out of this work environment as soon as I can.

Made me LOL

(Source: oldmanhoho, via breadcamesliced)

Consistency, come to me.  Can’t wait for life to feel back on track. 

onlyyasmin:

jerseyless:

Star Wars Glowing Lightsaber Ice Pop Maker

I need this

YESSSSSSS

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getoutoftherecat:

what are you planning to do with those scissors, cat?

Stella, no!

getoutoftherecat:

what are you planning to do with those scissors, cat?

Stella, no!

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bunnyfood:

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awesomepeoplereading:

Michael Jackson reads.

awesomepeoplereading:

Michael Jackson reads.